PINOCHET STANDARDS SLAP
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PINOCHET STANDARDS SLAP

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Punch up every history lesson with a slap that channels Augusto Pinochet’s “no quarter” policy. The bold symbolism and blunt slogan say you’re not here for endless comment section sparring; you’re here to change minds faster than free fall from a medium utility helicopter. Tough vinyl, tougher truth, guaranteed to make debate club a lot quieter.


4” wide x 2” tall.


(Two slaps are included per single unit ordered. Order ten or more units and receive a 50% discount on each one.)


MADE IN THE USA.

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Tim S.
Winter Haven,
United States
Dec 21, 2025
Put this on my water bottle and it generates some conversations...
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